Eventually (maybe years from now) face masks won’t be needed as much as they are now, but it would be such a waste if they all went to landfills. USING AN OLD FACEMASK THAT IS NO LONGER USABLE, devise a fashion accessory for your pet. – Emily
Everyone working from home claims that their pets are their new ‘co-workers’, but were they ever properly interviewed for the position? Conduct a Zoom job interview with a friend’s pet for a new position within your household.
Toilet paper is getting scarce, and so are a lot of animals on the planet. Create a sculpture of an endangered species from empty toilet-tissue tubes(s) and/or paper towel tubes.
Tampon Jenga. (You may not unwrap them — this is not a time to be wasteful.)
Normally, your pet is NEVER allowed to do this under ANY circumstances. But, of course, these are NOT normal times.
“Here at GISH HQ, our corporate culture believes in investing in you, our GISH Community. Please join the LIVE GISHTalks Virtual Corporate Training Workshops at the times posted. Our GISHTalks are symposiums and training seminars from some of the world’s foremost experts to help you build the skills you need for these uncertain times. Attendance is not mandatory, but please try to join as many as you can. GISHTalks: Helping you build the future of tomorrow with the tools of today. Spaces are limited: first come, first served, however, we will be streaming them all here on the GISH Hunt website for your viewing pleasure. Attend as many as you want, but you only need to submit evidence of attending one (details on how to submit will be provided on the livestream). All submissions of these livestreams should also be posted on your favorite social channel and tagged #GISH.
IMAGE. Create & post a MISSING poster for Mrs. Smith’s Cat and hang it prominently in your house.
VIDEO. Despite what Donald Trump would tell you, LAUGHTER, not sunlight, is the best medicine. Tell us your best 15-second, family-friendly joke & post it tagging @RobBenedict & @dicksp8jr & #GISH.
IMAGE. Craft your own talisman for chillaxation.
IMAGE. Figure out what Misha’s REAL first job was… & provide “evidence.”
IMAGE. Draw a gallery-worthy portrait of a bug in the style of the Renaissance masters. (Or at least, a “refrigerator worthy” one.)
VIDEO. Join us at 8 PM to globally scream out our frustrations with our resident #GISH werewolf-therapist. (You should be dressed as a werewolf, but non-lycanthropes are welcome, too.) Then submit a photo or video of your global howl- or if you missed it, send us your best lone wolf howl.”
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Have an attorney draft a class-action lawsuit against humanity on behalf of pollinators. Submit your evidence of the attorney, holding the filed paperwork.
@dog_rates on Twitter & @weratedogs on Instagram rates dogs on their inherent dog attributes, but you know there’s a dog at your local shelter that deserves a 13/10 would take home forever rating. Go to your local shelter and identify the dog that has been there the longest or is most in need of a home. Take appealing photos or videos of your canine candidate and create the best, most shareable post you can of this good doggo, including information on how and where to adopt them. Post your creation tagging @WeRateDogs/@dog_rates, using #RateGISHDogs, and DM them your post as well, then submit a screenshot of your post. Bonus points if @WeRateDogs posts your dog before the end of the Hunt (send us THAT screenshot as proof instead if that’s so.) Double bonus points if you can prove the dog was adopted as a direct result.
You’ve been out fishing for compliments, and you just snagged a whopper.
Create a HairBnB for head lice. Showcase all the amenities in photos. But don’t post it on AirBnB! Instead, hang your flyer where your clients will see it: at a local hair salon. – Inspired by Maison Collins