Item 23 – Mundane Amazon Review

Screenshot. You bought something on Amazon that changed your life. You are simply a changed person now that you have this product. Write the review of how nothing will ever be the same. The only catch, the item must be very common, and very mundane. Paper towels, toothbrushes, that sort of thing. You can screenshot your review before submitting, if you must, but we will checking every review individually using advanced artificially intelligent ferns.

Item 21 – Book Cover Dress-Up

Dress up like a character on a book cover and set up your environment so it’s a perfect replica of the book cover, except for one catch: the original book you’re replicating is also in your photo where we can clearly see it. – Inspired by Victoria M.

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Item 20 – Socially-Distanced Olympic Games

The Summer Olympics got canceled, but that doesn’t keep a focused athlete like you down. Show us your entry in the Socially-Distanced Games in an event like stick-pony equestrian jumping, toilet tissue rhythmic gymnastics, gift-wrap tube fencing, indoor bedsheet ‘skiing’, channel surfing, the long bed-jump, kitchen-table tennis, or other event — you get the idea. Take the gold.

Item 19 – House Travel Ad

Your home is more than your castle. It’s swiftly becoming a sovereign nation, and like every nation, it needs a tourism board. Create a one-page brochure or video advertising travel to your house as a coveted destination.

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Item 18 – Tsukumogami

STOP-MOTION. In Japanese culture, there is the belief that after 100 years of service, objects receive a soul and become self-aware, a ‘tsukumogami.’ So after all that time, they deserve a vacation. Personify an object in your house and take it on an incredible virtual or real adventure (something like this, but you can’t do THIS exact thing now).

Item 16 – Socially-Distant Cake Candle-Blower

Blowing out candles on a birthday cake is unsanitary and so ‘2019.’ Luckily, you’ve designed an incredibly clever and ingenious device (Rube Goldberg or otherwise) that will blow out candles while you are standing at least 6 feet away. (No fans or hair dryers allowed). Let’s see it in action.

Item 15 – GISH Insta-Party Projectile Delivery System

Quarantine birthday parties used to be a bummer, but thanks to the GISH Insta-Party Projectile Delivery SystemTM, staying far away is no problem! ‘Launch’ a virtual birthday party including a present and a decorated cake or cupcake to the Birthday Person (in person, at least 12 feet away).