GISHWHES National Scavenger Hunt Day Minihunt – Item 3 – The Knight and the Snail

As all Gishers know, Medieval Knights were often depicted battling snails and nobody knows why… except you. YOU know. Show us a historical re-enactment that adequately explains this centuries-old rivalry.

Lyrics

A million years ago, or so
Is where I’ll set my tale
Of a knight most fair who became aware
Of our humble hero snail

The snail was a victim of the old caste system
Of systematic oppression
She prayed the knight would heed her plight
But soon she’d learn her lesson

“Sir Knight,” said she, “with your chivalry
Will you ‘ear me plea o’ woe?
Me family’s got naught t’ eat
We could use your ‘help, by jove!”

Well the knight said:
“OH FUCK A TALKING DEMON SNAIL KILL IT”

Behind the Scenes

LISH 2016 – Item 11 – New Podcast Review

Creating something for the enjoyment of others is a difficult thing to do, made harder by not always getting encouraging feedback. PODCAST EDITION: Find a podcast on iTunes that you’ve never listened to and that doesn’t yet have any reviews. Listen to as many episodes as you feel necessary to inform your opinion and leave a sincere five-star review (if it doesn’t deserve five stars, find another podcast that does; no negativity or dishonesty in this item). Send a screenshot of your review, complete with write-up.

Mario

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